Thibodeaux said "Hey Boudreaux, if I slept with your wife and got her pregnant, and she had a baby, would that make us relatives? or what would that make us?"
"Even" said Boudreaux.
Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were going hunting when they came to a fork in the road and a sign that said "BEAR LEFT."
They turned around and went home.
Boudreaux suddenly quit drinking, took a bath, quit chasing women, quit his poker games and started laying around. He started cutting the grass around the church, even painted it and was faithful to be first to attend on Sundays! Father Thibodeaux asked him what about dis wonderful change that had done overtook him.
Boudreaux explained, "I heard 'Crisis in the Gulf' and if He's dat close, I wanna be good to go!"