Boudreaux the Archaeologist

Last year, after having dug to a depth of 10 feet, New York scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years  ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a California archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story appeared in the LA Times that read: " California archaeologists findings of 200 year old copper wire, have concluded  that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers"

One week later, a local newspaper in Louisiana reported the following: "After digging as deep as 30 feet in his pasture near Carencro, Louisiana, Boudreaux, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Boudreaux, has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Louisiana had already gone wireless".