Boudreaux was out in da field talkin' wit his friend Thibodeaux

Thibodeaux said, "Boudreaux, you see dat ole barn out dere? Well man, it's completely infestered wit rats. I tried everything I know an can't get rid of dem."

Boudreaux say, "Thibodeaux, I know xactly how to get rid of dem rats. You gotta get you one of dem bull constriptors."

Thibodeaux say, "What's a bull constriptor?"

Boudreaux explains, "Ma, dats one of dem big ole snakes and he loves to eat rats and swallers dem whole, all at once."

Well,da nex day Thibodeaux went down to Klibert's Reptile Farm and bought himda biggest bull constripter dat dey got.

He brought dat snake toda barn an let him loose right inda middle and just sat dere and watched.

Well, Thibodeaux was watchin' for a long time, I mean long, an dere wasn't nuttin ' happening.

Dat big ole snake jus curled up hiself inda middle of dat barn and sleptall day. He didn't even move and dem rats jus run all around.

So Thibodeaux got real frustrated and he called up Boudreaux onda phone, "Boudreaux, man dats some bad advice bout dat snake..
Dem rats is still runnin' al around and dat snake jus lays dere sleepin' all day long."

Boudreaux says, "Man, Thibodeaux, I know just what to do. Give dat snake some Viagra."

Thibodeaux say, "What! Viagra! What's dat gonna do?"

Boudreaux say,"I was just listening to da radio and de man say dat Viagra is da best ting to use for a 'reptile dysfunction'!!!!!!!!!!"