Mrs. Boudreaux went to the local newspaper...

Mrs. Boudreaux went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word. She said, "Here's $2.00. Put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED."

They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat!"

She replied, "Mais no, just Boudreaux died."

The editor told her, "You're just a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin else.

She came back the next day, and said, "Yea, I taught of somethin else. BOAT FOR SALE.