Mrs. Boudreaux went to the local newspaper and said she wanted to put in the Obituary Column that Boudreaux died. They told her it would be $1.00 per word. She said, "Here's $2.00. Put in dere dat BOUDREAUX DIED."
They said, "Mrs. Boudreaux, surely you want more dan dat!"
She replied, "Mais no, just Boudreaux died."
The editor told her, "You're just a little upset. Bring yourself back tomorrow and you will probably tink of somethin else.
She came back the next day, and said, "Yea, I taught of somethin else. BOAT FOR SALE.