Old Boudreaux died and went to the pearly gates

Old Boudreaux died and went to the pearly gates. St. Pete was just waiting for him to get there. When they met up, St. Pete said, "Whoa, Boudreaux, I can't let you pass through the gates until you answer three questions."

Old educated Boudreaux say, "Go ahead, St. Pete, give me your best shot,"

St. Pete say, "O.K., Boudreaux, question number one. How many seconds do they have in a year?"

Boudreaux say, "Aw, that's easy, St. Pete, twelve."

St. Pete say, "Boudreaux, how did you get twelve?"

Boudreaux say, "Jan second, Feb second, etc."

St. Pete say, "Boudreaux, that's not quite what I'm looking for, but I'll let you slide. Question number two. How many days do they have in a week?"

Boudreaux say, "That's easy, St. Pete, two."

St. Pete say, "Boudreaux, where you get two from?"

Boudreaux say, "Today and tomorrow."

St. Pete say, "Boudreaux, that's not quite what I'm looking for. Now Boudreaux, this last question you have to get it right or I can't let you into heaven. Who is our father?"

Boudreaux say, "That's easy, St. Pete, Howard."

St. Pete say, "Where did you get Howard from, Boudreaux?"

"Our father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."