Old Boudreaux had owned a large farm for several years including a big pond. He had fixed the pond up nicely with picnic tables, a BBQ area, and fruit trees.
One evening Boudreaux decided to go down to the pond to look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing. As he came closer, he saw several young women skinny-dipping in his pond. As soon as they saw old Boudreaux, they all scrambled to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted angrily, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
With a big smile, holding up the bucket, Boudreaux said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."